
bangalore mein kaam to chal hi raha hai... but not havin a share of masti ???? out of question!!
this is some uncut uncesnsored bhaat from bangy !!
Partner in mischief : Abhimanyu Dikshit
Scene 1: venue: Majestic Bus Stop
ENTER: me n manyu, with 2 trolleys, 2 lappies, 2 hand bags,
and 1 packet containing all the bangy ktj posters
We r left alone....we take a bus ( no. 225 C)
(pls see: bus number is significant :P). to Mysore road
Scene 2: Bapuraonagar Bus Stop
The conductor throws us out, saying we will have to take another
bus from here. We have 5 secs to get off. We have a soft drink. And
then.....
Akshay: Oye Manyu, posters ka packet???/
Manyu: (gives a halu look)... kahan hai?
Akshay: . 225 C !!
Manyu: chhod..peace maar
Akshay: I cant afford to loose the posters
Manyu: Chal main enquiry pe baat karke aata hoon
(after 5 mins)
Manyu : Chal auto pakad
Akshay, Manyu:
autoooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
bhaiyyyaaa.... jalidi fast.... 225 C route.......
follow......... peecha karo !~!!
we board the auto with 2 trolleys, 2 lappies , 2 hand bags.... but
without the packet with the posters
SCENE 3: In auto, on way'
Manyu: Yaar , Swapnil aur heads ke posters to unke pass honge
naa...woh kahan hain?
Akshay: 225 C mein... happily travelling somewhere !
Akshay: Yaar manyu... main to c*** gaya. Koi masst sa reason soch
Manyu: bolna .. ": Sir, our auto sir.... sir it overturned sir...
in the naala sir... sir poster naale mein sir... aur hum bhi naale
mein sir... poster to fir aa jaate... par aapka yeh core team
member.... nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manyu: Yaar aaj tujhe vodka ko jarurat hogi
Akshay: Aur d***o ki bhi ... ( hehheee haa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....haa.
Akshay: main has raha hoon kyuki main ro nahi sakta !!
We are laufin our a***s off... PPL should learn from us how to
laugh in crunch situations..
( MEANWHILE.... DONT ASK ABOUT THE AUTO METER !! har 2 second pe 50
paise badh raha tha)
SCENE 4: RAJA RAJESHWARI BUS DEPOT
after a 1/2 an hour auto ride, costing us over 100 bucks, we reach
this damn depot, located in some corner of the world. Security guard
swears at us... in some rapid Kannada...which halued us more than
bong ! (seriously, yahan ke log bongs se jyada halu hain)... fir
Manyu goes in, while i am looking at the incoming/outgoing buses and
of course, the 2 trolleys, the 2 lappies and the 2 handbags...and
not the packet with the bangy posters....
After 1/2 an hour of waiting, praying, giving up hopes, frustappa,,
thinking of reasons,... Manyu appears.. with a smile that radiated
from miles away...l.. and in a flash i understood...i glanced down...
YES>>............he had the red packet with the posters !!!!!
Yoooo hooooo... the bus was in the depot,,,awating its wash...
We finally get into our auto... with the 2 trolleys, 2 lappies, 2
handbags, AND, after 2 hrs of judaai, WITH THE PACKET OF BANGY KTJ
POSTERS !!
...bhaiiya.,...thnk u... ab hamein auto se hi ISI le chalo.... may god
fcuk the buses.....
SO PPL/....YEH THA BANGY ADVENTURES PART 1.... ( btw, auto ka cost
was INR 200 and the same distance cost us INR 8 in a bus, later in
the evening !! )
hum log itna frusst hue ki raat ko... we went to dominos.... had 4
pizzaasss...garlic bread... aur fir, ek pub dikha... ( aage ka
part censored... ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh !! )