Monday, September 29, 2008

BANG BANG BANGALORE : part 1


bangalore mein kaam to chal hi raha hai... but not havin a share of masti ????  out of question!!


this is some uncut uncesnsored bhaat from bangy !!

Partner in mischief : Abhimanyu Dikshit


Scene 1:    venue: Majestic Bus Stop

        ENTER:  me n manyu, with 2 trolleys, 2 lappies, 2 hand bags,
and 1 packet containing all the bangy ktj posters

                     We r left alone....we take a bus ( no. 225 C)
(pls see: bus number is significant :P). to Mysore road


Scene 2:   Bapuraonagar Bus Stop


   The conductor throws us out, saying we will have to take another
bus from here.  We have 5 secs to get off.  We have a soft drink. And
then.....


 Akshay:  Oye Manyu, posters ka packet???/

Manyu:       (gives a halu look)... kahan hai?

Akshay:   .   225 C !!

Manyu:  chhod..peace maar

Akshay:  I cant afford to loose the  posters

Manyu: Chal main enquiry pe baat karke aata hoon

(after 5 mins)

Manyu : Chal auto pakad

Akshay, Manyu:
autoooooooooooooooooooo  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1

  bhaiyyyaaa.... jalidi   fast.... 225 C route.......

        follow......... peecha karo !~!!

 we board the auto with 2 trolleys, 2 lappies , 2 hand bags.... but
without the packet with the posters




SCENE 3:   In auto, on way'

Manyu:  Yaar , Swapnil aur heads ke posters to unke pass honge
naa...woh kahan hain?

Akshay:  225 C mein... happily travelling somewhere !
Akshay: Yaar manyu... main to c***  gaya.   Koi masst sa reason soch

Manyu:   bolna .. ": Sir, our auto sir....  sir it overturned sir...
in the naala sir...    sir poster naale mein sir... aur hum bhi naale
mein sir...  poster to fir aa jaate... par aapka yeh core team
member.... nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manyu: Yaar aaj tujhe vodka ko jarurat hogi

Akshay:  Aur d***o ki bhi ...  ( hehheee haa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....haa.
.haa.....  )

Akshay: main has raha hoon kyuki main ro nahi sakta !!

 We are laufin our a***s off...        PPL should learn from us how to
laugh in crunch situations..

( MEANWHILE.... DONT ASK ABOUT THE AUTO METER !!    har 2 second pe 50
paise badh raha tha)



SCENE 4:   RAJA RAJESHWARI BUS DEPOT

after a 1/2 an hour auto ride, costing us over 100 bucks, we reach
this damn depot, located in some corner of the world.   Security guard
swears at us... in some rapid Kannada...which halued us more than
bong !   (seriously, yahan ke log bongs se jyada halu hain)...  fir
Manyu goes in, while i am looking at the incoming/outgoing buses  and
of course,   the 2 trolleys, the 2 lappies and the 2 handbags...and
not the packet with the bangy posters....

After 1/2 an hour of waiting, praying, giving up hopes, frustappa,,
thinking of reasons,... Manyu appears.. with a smile that radiated
from miles away...l.. and in a flash i understood...i glanced down...
YES>>............he had the red packet with the posters !!!!!

Yoooo hooooo... the bus was in the depot,,,awating its wash...


We finally get into our auto... with the 2 trolleys, 2 lappies, 2
handbags,  AND, after 2 hrs of judaai, WITH THE PACKET OF BANGY KTJ
POSTERS !!

...bhaiiya.,...thnk u... ab hamein auto se hi ISI le chalo.... may god
fcuk the buses.....









SO PPL/....YEH THA BANGY ADVENTURES PART 1....   ( btw, auto ka cost
was  INR 200 and the same distance cost us INR 8 in  a bus, later in
the evening !! )

hum log itna frusst hue ki raat ko... we went to dominos.... had 4
pizzaasss...garlic bread...  aur fir,     ek pub dikha... ( aage ka
part censored...    ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh  !! )

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

LIFE GETTING TOUGHER.. N M ENJOYIN IT !! ;)


क्यों खोये खोये चाँद की फिराक में तलाश में उदास है दिल

क्यों अपने आप से ज़रा खफा ज़रा ज़रा सा नाराज़ है दिल

ये मंजिलें भी ख़ुद ही तय करे, ये फासले भी ख़ुद ही तय करे

क्यों
तो रास्तों पे फ़िर सहेम सहेम संभल संभल के चलता है ये दिल ...
.



Satisfaction is a mirage. The more you come closer to it, the further it moves away from you.
Time is what we want most, but... what we use worst.

Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past even while we attempt to define it, and, like the flash of lightning, at once exists and expires. ~Charles Caleb Colt

In this practical world, there is no room for fantasy. No point in pondering over what you didn't do and what you could have done. Life is moving at a merciless pace. Yes! Life is getting tougher. And I am enjoying it too ~!!

These two months have probably been the fastest months of my life. It seems like just a few days back I had walked in with my suitcases.. and now I realize we are half way through the semester! Talking about the months being fastest, I must not forget to mention, eventful too !

New hall, making new friends, catching up with old ones, departmental studies, OP, delights, heartbreaks, Kshitij Core Team, n now mid sems...... everything seems to have happened in a jiffy! And now I come to terms with all this... and realize.. that the excitement has only begun! There's a lot in store.

Talking about a lot being in store, I am a hell lot excited about my forthcoming Bangalore trip during the Dussera Vacations. Though I won't be able to go home, it will be a whole new experience for me, going as an organizing team member of the largest techno-management fest of Asia and publicizing our fest!


I am in the process of learning the hard and practical way of living life. And I am finding it really comfortable. Its a pleasant change when I don't have to think a 1000 times and weigh all the pros n cons before taking my decisions. And I am lucky that I now have the required company and support of my friends and seniors to guide me through any troubles. Well, to say, I have never felt so optimistic in the past few months! I am ready..and raring to go !!!


.....

Friday, September 12, 2008

रेथ..


वक्त , ज़रा सा थम जा
इन पलों को जीने तो दे

बहुत कुछ छूटा जा रहा है
ज़रा मुड़कर पीछे देखने तो दे

लोगों इस भाग दौड़ के बीच
एक सुकून का लम्हा तो दे

तनाव के तो बहुत कारण हैं
एक हसी की वजह तो दे

घर से तो बहुत दू हैं अपने
घर की याद करने का समय तो दे

माँ तरसती है हमारी आवाज़ सुनने को
माँ को माँ बुलाने का वक्त तो दे

लाखों की भीड़ में भी
तन्हाई का एहसास होने दे

अभी तो सफर बस शुरू हुआ है
अभी से ही थका हुआ महसूस होने दे

वक्त , ज़रा सा थम जा
इन पलों को जीने तो दे

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

stealing time...

Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror. It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving. ~Martin Amis, Money

I recollected 5 mins back that I had a blog! Its been a while since I last posted.

When was the last I watched a movie ?.... Aug mid (Dark knight)
When was the last I watched an episode of Voice of India? ....22nd July.
When was the last I caught up with my friends and had a bhaat session?.... uumm..don't remember!
To top it all....Its been a week since a friend borrowed my speakers...so I've gone musicless for a week!!

OMG !!! Am I really so busy, or am I just not able to manage my time?

I've neva had so much to write about... gone through a lot these 2 weeks.. lots of ups n downs, new experiences, survival on a 1hr daily sleep, 1st publicity trip...

Anyways, gotta go ! likhna shuru karunga toh mahabharat ban jayegi!
afterall, who has the time to read something as stupid as random blogs ? :P heheee...